The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is, as the kids say these days, completely "awesome". Where can you find a song that's catchy, has a cool animation, and features Godzilla, Batman, Bill and Ted, Chuck Norris, Indiana Jones, Marty McFly, Shaquille, Gandalf, Lo Pan, the Terminator and heaps more icons having an all-in-brawl? On teh intarwebs, that's where.

But then in a cosmic ultimate showdown that only happens once in ... well never ... you stumble across a video of Tony Danza reading "Chuck Norris Facts" to Chuck Norris.

(the video quailty is absolutely dire, and the sound's out, but Tony Danza + Chuck Norris + Chuck Facts = something so awesome that not even ten cloned Jesus could equal)