New miracle diet pill has interesting side effects

There's a new drug in America that's selling like hotcakes. It works as a fat blocker or inhibitor, and lardos are taking to it with gusto, as it means that you can still spend your days sitting on your couch eating fried chickens, tubs of butter and cookie dough, as the drug alli actually stops you from absorbing most of the fat in the meal.

Still eat fat, don't absorb fat. Pretty cool, huh?

There's is a mild side effect however. You are going to shit your pants. Uncontrollably. Without warning.

As the drug's website says:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work

Angry 365 Days a Year has the best write-up.